🔥 GitRoasted

Bro really thought having 3 green squares made him a senior engineer 💀

Get your GitHub developer score out of 1000 and receive emotional damage from AI.
Because somebody had to tell you that forking 400 repos and never touching them is NOT a personality trait, bestie.

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💀 What in the Brainrot is GitRoasted?

GitRoasted is a 100% free, open-source roast machine that takes your innocent GitHub username and completely decimates your self-esteem using cold, hard git metrics and an AI with zero filter.

You pull up thinking you’re the next Linus Torvalds.
You leave questioning your entire university degree.

       BEFORE GITROASTED                      AFTER GITROASTED
   ┌───────────────────────┐              ┌───────────────────────┐
   │ "My code is clean af" │              │ "Maybe farming was    │
   │ "Top 1% dev honestly" │…